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Thursday, 14 June 2018

Bachelorette 14 Episode #3 Recap (Spoilers!!!)

Before I begin, have you all been following the controversy with Garrett https://www.glamour.com/story/garrett-yrigoyen-the-bachelorette or even worse, Lincoln https://people.com/tv/bachelorette-lincoln-adim-convicted-indecent-assault-battery/ ? Gross! The Bachelor(ette) needs to reevaluate their vetting process! How are these creeps getting (and staying) on the show?

Moving on, it’s recap time! J

Date #1:
  • Wills, Jason, David, Jean Blanc and Colton are brought to a spa where they’re asked to pamper Becca and her friends
  • Conveniently,  Tia is one of the invitees. This makes for a few awkward moments (good tv) between her and Colton
  • Becca forgot Jason’s name. She may have forgotten his name, but I forgot he existed entirely. For future reference, he’s the one that looks like the douche bag from “10 This I Hate About You”, Circa 1999.

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  •  Jordan apparently got 4000 likes on the dating App Tinder. David immediately runs to tell Becca -15 Points
  • He says “I’m not the kind of guy who throws someone under the bus, but…"
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  • Afterwards Becca gives Jordon a high five. Because she doesn’t care how many people he’s met on Tinder. Jordan’s only still there for one reason: because the producers say so. David is an idiot for thinking he’s any sort of competition. Now he just looks like a drama queen.

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  • David and Jordon get into a heated argument 10 Points Each
  • Becca talks to Colton, who tells her he came on the show for her. After all the agonizing over Tia-gate, that’s apparently all it took to ease Becca’s mind. He’s back in her good graces and she even gives him the group date rose 10 Points
  • Jordan expected to get the rose, and blamed David for ruining his chances -10 Points


Date #2:
  • Becca takes Chris to the Capital Records building
  • Richard Marx is there, and serenades them with a song on the piano 15 Points
  • They are asked to write a love song for each other
  •  Chris had a hard time, because the last time he wrote an emotional letter was to his estranged father, who did not acknowledge the gesture.
  • He eventually managed to write a few generic lines, that could have been about anybody, but made Becca swoon
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  • Afterward, during the evening portion of the date, they are treated to a second performance by Richard Marx! 15 Points He must be coming out with a greatest hits album, or some new music or something. Gotta get that promo!!


Back at the Mansion:
  • There has been some sort of accident!
  • David is being rushed to the hospital 20 Points
  • The men are saying things like “I hope he makes it!” “It looks like he’s been attacked by a bear!” "There’s blood everywhere!”
  • Chris Harrison visits Becca to tell her David is in intensive care
  • I then made the ill-timed decision to take a swig of water.
  • He fell out of bed

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  • I don’t mean to make fun of his injury, and I hope he’s ok and all that. But guys, I almost choked to death inhaling my water, cough-laughing
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  • Jordan made the joke “I guess chickens can’t fly” -5 Points


Date # 3:
  • Clay, Leo, Christon, Ryan, John, Garrett, Mike, Lincoln, Connor and Blake play football
  • Lincoln was terrible and just got in the way
  • Clay, the professional NFL player, was great. No surprise there. However, he tried to single-handedly win the game for his team, took it too literally, and injured his wrist.  
  • Clay was sent to the hospital 20 Points
  • When Clay returns he is given the group date rose 10 Points


Cocktail Party:
  • Connor was the first to grab Becca saying “Can I steal you away” 5 Points
  •  Clay spoke to Becca about his injury. He said the orthopedic doctor advised he have surgery, but he’s torn because he doesn’t want to leave. Oh the turmoil! How will he ever decide between leaving to heal an injury, maintain his profession, and be able to provide for himself and his family OR stay to compete with 16 other guys for the affection of a woman he met two weeks ago?

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  • Clay leaves the show early, as he should -25 Points
  • No Rose Ceremony tonight



Recap:
  • Connor: 5
  • David: 10+20-15=15
  • Jordan: 10-5-10=-5
  • Clay: 20+10-25=5
  • Chris: 15+15=30

 Colton: 10

Thursday, 31 May 2018

Bachelorette 14 Episode #1 Recap (Spoilers!!!)


Bachelorette Fans! 

My workplace has started their office Bachelorette pool again, which I'm hosting. If you care to play along, I'll be updating every week. Rules can be found here: 
http://giveerbickies.blogspot.com/p/the-bachelor-pool-rules-as-i-mentioned.html

Now lets get on to the recap!

The show opens, with Becca crying over pictures of her and Arie; back when they were happy together. This is followed by footage of Arie's contrived proposal and the super awkward breakup. ABC is adamant on reminding us that Becca's ex is a total tool.  Perhaps this is so we warm up to the new suitors quickly? In comparison, they have to be better than Arie's fake-ass, right?

Kaitlyn, Jojo, and Rachel (of past seasons) show up to cleanse Becca, and the mansion, of any Arie-related negativity. They do this by lighting some sage (aka. giant doobie). Rachael even offered to sage Becca's lady bits! Because, who needs a platinum vageen, when you can have a sage one.

Next we get a few introductions to some of Becca's men. The two most notable were:
  • Jordan, the professional model, who claims he has a very taxing profession. Fake tan and salt spray takes its toll on a guy! His signature look, "Pensive Gentleman," is giving Zoolander's "Blue Steel" a run for its money
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  • Jean Blanc the "colognenoisseur", who's prize possession is an extensive cologne collection, including a teeny tiny $1200 bottle, of presumably unicorn tears, at that cost. He says his goal is to blow Becca's nose away. 
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  • Nick wore a racecar driver's overalls; Kamil wore shiny sneakers; and brave David wore a chicken costume (Becca/Buckcaw!) 20 Points Each =60
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  • Garrett arrived via minivan; Blake rode an ox; and Trent came in a hearse (because he literally died when he found out Becca was the bachelorette) 20 Points Each=60
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  • Lots of gifts were presented to Becca throughout the course of the evening: Colton (confetti cannon); Connor (ring box with an note saying "Lets do the damn thing"); Mike (a life sized cutout of Arie. Some may argue, less of a gift/more of an insult. lol); Lincoln (bracelet); Nick (back massager); Clay (some clay); Garrett (a fishing fly); Jean Blanc (an engraved poem); Connor again (champagne); Lincoln again (cake...my kind of present!) 10 Points Each=100
  • Fabio...errr excuse me...Leo, literally let his hair down, in an attempt to impress Becca. Her response was "you have hair like my sister." Hahaha!
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  • Kamil asked Becca to meet him halfway down the driveway, because relationships are 50/50. Then he changed his mind and says it should be 60/40, and that she needed to come farther to meet him. He was basically implying that he’d be the boss of the relationship and his wants/needs matter more than hers. Gross!  What a terrible first impression!
  • Becca knows Jake from Minneapolis, but doesn't seem too excited to see him there.
  • When Jordan met Becca, he complimented her dress, and said "I was not expecting this color on you" He apparently spent six hours picking out his own outfit, and opted for friggin tap shoes, because they “sound like the heartbeat of a gentleman.”  I think my eyes just rolled a 360.
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  • Leo, says he "can smell the stench of competition in the air." Nah b'y, I'm pretty sure that's just Jean Blanc's cologne. 


Cocktail Party:
  • Connor used the phrase "steal you away" 5 Points
  • Chris reveals that he knows Chase's ex-girlfriend. She apparently texted him saying Chase's intentions are not pure. 
  • Chris says Chase is "not here for the right reasons" 4 times! Both Blake and Christian repeat him once -2 Points x6= -12
  • When it was Chase's turn to have some alone time with Becca, he used it as an opportunity to get ahead of the drama and talk to her about it, himself.
  • When Becca questioned him on why his ex-girlfriend would still harbour such resentment, Chase tried to pull a DeMario, and change his story mid-conversation. She wasn't my girlfriend...We dated...hardly dated...I barely knew her...for like a couple months...two weeks... 
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  • But Becca has bigger fish to fry. She didn't like that Jake had shown up from Minneapolis, even though he's never shown any interest, when they've met multiple times before. Jake tries to defend himself by saying he "can only recall meeting her once" 
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  • Becca sends him packing before the rose ceremony -25 Points
  • Blake says that Jake was "not here for the right reasons" as well -2 Points     
  • The first impression rose went to Garrett 25 Points

Rose Ceremony:
  • In the lineup, Chris worried that the controversy surrounding Chase might reflect negativity on him. He hopes that Chase doesn't “drag him into his drama”. Buddy, you're the one hauling out old text messages. You ARE the drama!!!! 
  • Eliminated tonight were  Darius, Grant, Kamil, Christian, Chase, and cutie-pie grocery store owner Joe (what was she thinking??? He was adorable!)

Recap:
·         Garrett : 25+10+20=55                      
·         David: 20
·         Nick: 20+10=30
·         Kamil: 20
·         Clay:10
·         Connor: 10+10+5=25
·         Jean: 10
·         Lincoln: 10+10=20
·         Colton: 10
·         Mike: 10
·         Blake: 20-2-2=16
·         Trent: 20
·         Chris: -2-2-2-2= -8
·         Christian: -2
·         Jake: -25

Wednesday, 7 March 2018

The Bachelor 22 Overnights and Finale Recap (Spoilers!!!)

Hi guys,

Sorry I missed last week. I was in the middle of moving to a new house, and didn’t have time to watch the show until I settled in. That being said, not too much of note happened last week.

Episode #9: The gang traveled to Peru, for the overnight dates.

Date #1:
  • Kendall was first up. She and Arie rode dune buggies around the sand dunes.
  • Arie said that “Dune Buggies are like relationships. Ups and downs, and a little bit scary” Someone tell this man, not everything has to be a metaphor!
  • Kendall told Arie that, in the past, she’s had a problem with being a novelty in her relationships. Which is exactly what she is to Arie, despite what he tells her.
  • They spend the night in the fantasy suite.
  • In the morning Arie asked her “How are you feeling, after last night? I mean emotionally, not physically.” EH OH! Way to kiss and tell Arie

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Date #2:
  • Next up was Lauren. She and Arie took a plane ride to view the geoglyphs. “wow.” Was all Lauren could say.
  • She is so BORING! I’m done with her. But apparently Arie is not, because he invited her to the fantasy suite. They go to a swanky room with a mini pool in the middle of the living room.
  • Both Arie and Lauren exchange ‘I love yous’

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Date #3:
  • Becca K is the last date this week. They ride on a Catamaran and later walk to a secluded tent.
  • They say I love you to each other as well. (The writing is on the wall for Kendall. She didn’t get the L word from Arie)
  • Becca also accepts the fantasy suite, but instead of going to hotel room, they camp out in the wilderness overnight. I don’t mean to knock camping, but why did Lauren get the 5 star treatment and Becca get a tent?
  • According to Becca, Arie was kissing her teeth all night.

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Later in the episode
  • Becca’s ex showed up, to try and win her back. And he’s a dish! If Becca doesn’t want him, I’ll take him.
  • He claims he didn’t know about the show and that it ended in an engagement. Riiiiight….
  • He talks to Arie first, to explain his intentions, out of respect. Arie says that was the “unclassiest thing” LOL!
  • Arie mocks him, saying “they broke up a year ago and now he’s going to propose to her? What?!” How is that any worse than proposing to a woman you met 9 weeks ago?

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  •  Becca denied her Ex and told him to leave. She’s doubling down on her relationship with Arie (a decision she may later live to regret)
  • Becca cried out of frustration when her ex showed up -2 Points
  • Becca visits Arie in his hotel room to discuss the arrival of her ex. 20 Points


Rose Ceremony:
  • The three girls lined up and awaited Arie’s rose distribution, but instead Arie pulled Kendall aside
  • He sent her home without giving out a rose -25 Points
  • She cried during her exit -2 Points  


Recap:

  • Becca: 20-2=18
  • Kendall: -2-25=-27


Episode #10: So two girls are left to meet Arie’s parents and vie for an engagement

Date #1:
  • Oh God she’s so boring! It’s Lauren again. Who let her on tv?
  • The family liked her though. 20 Points
  • Lauren cried while talking to Arie’s mom -2 Points


Date #2:
  • Becca’s meeting with Arie’s parents also went well 20 Points
  • The only downside for Becca was that every member of Arie’s family brought up Lauren and how much they liked her.

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  • But during their interviews they all said they preferred Becca.
  • Becca cried, thinking about how Arie might have a strong connection with Lauren -2 Points



Lauren’s second date:
  • Lauren cries before her date, because the stress is getting to her -2 Points
  • She and Arie hike Machu Picchu
  • How does she keep getting all the interesting touristy dates? She never seems to appreciate anything. All she can ever muster is a fake “wow”. YOU’RE AT FREAKIN MACHU PICCHU, LADY! Can’t you at least feign some interest?!


Becca’s second date:
  • Arie takes Becca to a market.
  • Becca says Arie looks like a baby alpaca. Twinsies!!!

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Rose Ceremony:
  • Arie sends Lauren home. Lauren cries while talking to him -2 Points
  • She cries during her exit -2 Points
  • He proposes to Becca, saying “I choose you today, but I choose you every day, from here on out.”  40 Points

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  • In celebration of their engagement, Arie swings Becca around, and she cracks off her rose. Foreshadowing.


Weeks later:
  • Arie invites the cameras back for exclusive break up footage! He’s had a change of heart and wants Lauren instead.

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  • Becca thought she was there to spend some happy couple time together, and boom, he blindsided her! -25 Points
  • She starts packing up her things to leave, and he stops her saying he should be the one to leave. She agrees, but he just stands there!
  • Becca says “I’m not hugging you goodbye!”
  • Becca goes in the bathroom -15 Points to cry -2 Points
  • Arie awkwardly hangs around.

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  • Oh God, it’s so hard to watch. She asks him repeatedly to leave and he just stands there, in silence. Why isn’t he leaving, if he has nothing else to say? 
  • He just sits on the couch giving Zoolander blue steel.

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  •  How did she restrain herself from punching him in his stupid face?
  • She says “please just go” and he says “ok” and then he just continues to sit there!!!!!
  • He says “K, I’m going to go.” And then like 20 minutes later (after creepily staring at her in silence) he finally gets up to go. What was he waiting for? Did he expect her to beg him to stay? What a dolt!
  • He tried to get in the van, but the door was locked. Even the chauffeur doesn’t want anything to do with him.


Recap:

  • Lauren: 20-2-2-2-2=12
  • Becca: 40+20-2-2-25-15=16





Whew! What a rollercoaster! If you've been playing along with the pool, here are the final stats. Tally up the totals for your five picks to get your total scores. Thanks for playing!

Ali: 0
Amber: 13
Annaliese: -33
Ashley: 25
Becca K: 144
Bekha M: 54
Bibiana: -19
Bri: 10
Brittane J: 15
Brittany T: 38
Caroline: 26
Chelsea: 103
Jacqueline: 7
Jenna: 3 Jenny: 8
Jessica: 18
Kendall: 64
Krystal: 74
Lauren B: 0
Lauren G: 10
Lauren J: 10
Lauren S: 69
Maquel: 43
Marikh: 13
Nysha: 0
Olivia: 0
Seinne: 40
Tia: 105
Valerie: 0

Thursday, 8 February 2018

The Bachelor 22 Episode #6 Recap (Spoilers!!!)

This week, Arie and the girls travel to Paris, but I’m not going to lie, it was a bit of a snooze fest.

Date #1:
  •  The last Lauren standing, got the first date of the week. She and Arie took a little boat down the river, and then later explored the streets of Paris
  •   Here is a picture of Lauren enjoying the date:
  •  They have nothing to say to each other. Lauren has zero personality, and they have zero chemistry!
  • Arie resorts to bringing up cheese wheels.
  • The date is rife with awkward silence and  halfhearted “wows” by Lauren.
  • At their supper portion, Arie drops a bombshell. His last girlfriend was pregnant with his child, but lost the baby and then broke up with him!
  • Aaaaand I’m awake now! 
  •  Lauren tells Arie that she was once engaged, but he didn’t treat her well, so she’s more guarded now.
  •  Apparently, that was enough “opening up” for Arie, and he inexplicably gave her the rose. I don’t know what he based that decision on. Thanks God she’s pretty, I guess.
 Date #2:
  • Becca K, Seinne, Bekah M, Tia, Chelsea, and Jenna go to the Moulin Rouge to learn some burlesque dancing.
  • Ummmmm….did you guys know Bekah is listed as a missing person? https://www.buzzfeed.com/stephaniemcneal/bekah-bachelor-arie-missing?utm_term=.po63pB2WO#.jb26NVYMx Free spirit indeed.
  •  Once again, the girls were made to “prove their love” for Arie by embarrassing themselves on T.V.
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  • Tia is a terrible dancer and keeps flubbing the choreography -5 Points
  •  Since they were asked to wear thongs, there were some bums hanging out. Tia has hers blurred out twice, and Becca has hers blurred out once 15 Points x3
  •  Bekah won the group date rose (10 Points) and the opportunity to perform on stage that evening. But did she call her mom first?      


Date #3:
  •   And now for the main attraction of the episode. Kendall and Krystal go on a two-on-one date.
  • Krystal is first up to bat, and she is so cocky. She gives Arie a lame apology for the way she acted the week before. He seemed to be naive enough to accept it.
  •  She said she didn’t want to change the “color, texture and depth” of their relationship. Girl, this is your (sort-of) boyfriend, not an art project!
  • She should have just left it there, but she had to take it a step further, and start taking shots at Kendall. -15 Points
  • She told Arie she didn’t think Kendall was ready for marriage, because she’s never been in love before. 
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  • Then it was Kendall’s turn to speak with Arie. He told Kendall what Krystal said. Of course he did, because these are the things drama is made of…and what is the Bachelor without drama? A date with Lauren, that’s what!
  •  When Kendall returned to the table, she and Krystal exchanged heated words 10 Points each
  • Kendall took the high road and attempted to have a heart to heart with Krystal. She told her “saying hurtful things doesn’t make you win. It means you just hurt somebody” But Krystal is a lost cause at this point. She’s so sure she has Arie wrapped around her little finger.
  • In the end, Arie sent Krystal home -15 Points To be more specific, he just leads Kendall away, leaving Krystal at the table with a cold “bye”. Ouch! Krystal may have been a bully, but that exit was kind of cruel.
  •   Krystal sort of cried during her exit. I mean she did more breathy sighing than anything, but she did manage to squish out one crocodile tear.  -2 Points

Date #4:
  • Jacqueline is finally getting some camera time.
  • Arie picks her up in a classic convertible 15 Points, which promptly breaks down 10 feet away from where he picked her up. This is not a good omen for their relationship.
  • Arie bought her a dress and they went out to dinner.
  • Arie told her, he was afraid she was too intelligent for him…I mean…I didn’t want to say it, but…
  • Jacqueline talked about how she intends on finishing her Ph.D. which would take 6 years -10 Points
  •  Arie worries that their lives do not mesh, but in the end he kept her around.


Cocktail Party:
  •  I feel like I’ve been watching this episode for 9 years, at this point.
  • Again, nothing of substance happens before the Rose Ceremony.
  • Jenna and Chelsea were eliminated.
  • They both cried -2 Points each
  • Then right before the show ends, we see Lauren complaining to a producer about not being excited to go to Tuscany, and hating having to watch Arie date other girls.

a)      FREE TRIP TO TUSCANY! Take what they give you!
b)      What show did you think you were signing up for?
c)       Where was this personality while you were on your date? Feisty Lauren is much better than corpse Lauren


Recap:
  •  Kendall: 10
  • Krystal: 10-2-15-15=-22
  • Tia: 15+15-5=25
  • Becca: 15
  • Jacqueline: 15-10=5
  • Bekah: 10
  • Jenna: -2
  • Chelsea: -2


Monday, 5 February 2018

Make Your Own Murder Mystery

A couple of months ago, I decided to host a murder mystery party. I looked around for the perfect game template, but couldn’t find one I liked. Most of them had long scripts to follow, but I wanted to give my guests the freedom to ad lib. In the end, I decided to create my own game. It ended up being a lot of fun, so I thought I’d share it. Feel free to borrow this for your own party, or even better, perhaps the will inspire you to write your own game!  

My game sort of morphed into a cross between a traditional murder mystery and a scavenger hunt. Before the guests arrived, I hid various notes around the house. These included:

Ø   Investigate: Present this card to any player. They must show you one clue of their choice. They then take ownership of the card. (Can be reused/traded)

Ø  Blackmail: You may use this card on only one person. When presented with this card, the player of your choice must reveal to you, any new information (gossip) they collect throughout the course of the game. (become the player’s informant)

Ø  Form an alliance: Choose another player with which, you will share all your personal information, as well as clues collected. They will do the same.

Ø  Psychic vision: Look into the future. Select one gameplay envelope to read ahead of time

Ø  Friendly Wager: Challenge another player. Decide between each other how many pieces of information you want to wager and roll a dice. Winner takes all, including the card. (Card can be reused.)

Ø  Robin Hood: Take one piece of info from one player and give it to another (not yourself)

The number of each cards you print/hide should depend on the number of people you have invited. I only had a small group, so I had 4 investigate cards, 2 blackmail, 2 alliance,  and one of each of the others. I typed out the card description, printed it and glued it to a rectangle of cardstock. Then I hid them in inconspicuous places, for my guests to find.

I also hid various other clues (or red herrings), which included, belongings to the deceased, eviction notice, ticket to an event, last will and testament ect. Depending on your premise, you can include many other things which elude to the murder, but not reveal anything away too early. Photographs, newspaper clippings, birth certificates, diagrams, maps, obituary, police reports, coded messages, ect, are all good examples of things you can hide, which beef up your story a bit. Remember, not everything has to lead directly to solving.

I also, prepared 3 envelopes, which I called “gameplay” envelopes. These contained information which progressed the arc of the story. These included the toxicology report (overdose via syringe to the neck); a witness statement (Masked man seen fleeing the building at 6:15); and a note from the murderer, arranging a meeting (the note had terrible hand writing…almost as if a doctor had wrote it). These are key pieces of information, and should be left for the last quarter of the game. You don’t want to reveal too much, too soon.

I did not give my guests advanced notice of which characters they’d be playing. Instead I put the character descriptions on individual pieces of cardstock, and put them in plastic dollar store Halloween bags. I also put pieces of costumes in the bags. For example, I had a homemade nun’s habit (out of black material glued to white Bristol board) in one bag, a cowboy hat in another, a doctor’s stethoscope in another, etc. So everyone received a simple costume, depending on which bag they chose. It was luck of the draw who they got.

Also in the bag was small notepads and a pencil, for taking notes, and sharing information with each other without having a neighbour over hear.

Once the guests arrived, they each chose a bag, read their descriptions to themselves, dressed up in the provided attire, and the game began. They were encouraged to talk amongst themselves, in character. The hidden game pieces helped facilitate spreading the clues slowly amongst the group.

As the host (I dressed as Skipper Seamus Bayman, the Chase the Ace winner), I read out the following, to give the guests an overview of what the mystery is:

Theodore Bawdy, Local business man: Deceased
Police received an anonymous tip at 6:42pm, yesterday evening. Upon arrival to a residence in the city, they discovered the dead body of Mr. Ted Bawdy.
Successful real-estate agent and owner of several rental properties across the city, Mr. Bawdy had a direct impact on the community. As organizer of the most successful Chase the Ace in town, he gained notoriety. However, there have been rumours that everything wasn’t on the up and up, and there are theories that there may be criminal ties to Mr. Bawdy’s demise.
Last seen at the local church, where he apparently had a heated argument with Sister Mary Swindle around 5:30 pm. He stormed out of the church hall in a huff, only to be approached by Skipper Seamus Bayman looking for his ACE winnings, of last week. According to eye witnesses, Mr. Bawdy strong-armed him to the ground, as he stormed towards his car, and sped off. No word on if Mr. Bayman intended to press assault charges.
Cause of death is still undetermined. We are still waiting to hear back from the autopsy results. Foul play is suspected and it is rumoured there was a witness to the event. Police are advising the public to remain vigilant.

The character descriptions each guest received individually are as follows:

  • Billy Skeetwilliger:

Mr. Bawdy was your landlord, but also your business partner. You’ve been cooking some sick meth next door, and Mr. Bawdy took care of the business side of things. But he was starting to cramp your style. You know you can make it on your own. After all, it was your idea to use the Chase the Ace as a way to launder the money earned from your little side business. It was genius. You had a few of your buddies regularly buy large quantities of tickets. You paid off a guy at Staples, who was doing the ticket printing, to fudge up the ticket numbers and rig it so, only the ticket belonging to your crew would be drawn. It was wicked, especially since Mr. Bawdy was in with that savage nun, wha? She’s something else, she is. But either way, at least she was willing to turn a blind eye, so long as the church received a “donation” for their troubles, and you got the other cut back as clean untraceable money. It was fool proof, until Mr. Bawdy got involved. He wanted to make it bigger. He started to advertise, so he could not only launder your drug money, but also turn a profit. He got greedy! It got too big. People started to notice the phony ticket numbers and demanded they change printers. Mr. Bawdy kept saying it didn’t matter. Enough of the tickets were in your friend’s possession that the odds were still in your favour even without the phony ticket number. But you knows what happened! Some feller from around da bay won it! Horseshoe up is arse I spose. You coulda killed him! How are you going to get your money now?

You owed a few unsavoury people some money. You were really relying on that Ace cash. Now that that’s gone, desperate times called for desperate measures. That Marie’s Mini Mart only had the one attendant on that night. You figured it would have been an easy target. Too bad the cops were in the area. You ended up spending the whole weekend in lockup. I bet it was that ol’ bat across the road. She probably called the cops on you. It wouldn’t have been the first time. She’s always going on about noise complaints. She usually complains about your dog making too much noise. But you know Killer only barks at one person: Mr. Bawdy’s son, Teddy. I guess Killer knows a twat when he sees one. 


  • Ivy Levenkats:

You keep to yourself. Miss puss is better company than any person you’ve met. And you certainly wouldn’t associate with any of those neighbours of yours. You’re certain they’re all drug dealers and that your landlord, Mr. Bawdy, is in on it. If only you could get some proof. That would have put him in his place, for trying to evict you. He said his reasoning was because you didn’t pay your rent for 3 months, but it’s not your fault. He raised the rent so high you couldn’t possibly afford it on your fixed income. You’re certain he only did that to get rid of you. He knew, you knew too much.
It wasn’t even just about his nasty business dealings. You knew about the mistress too. He’d bring her back to the rental across the street for a romp in the sack, then send her on her way. Hardly true love. She was half his age anyway. Clearly she’s only with him for his money. But then again, you’re sure Bawdy’s wife would have a thing or two to say about that. She’s one feisty bitch. You know she’s not letting go of her fortune without a fight.

 As much as an inconvenience getting evicted is, you’re not sad to leave the cul-de-sac. The kid Bawdy is always hanging around, is hardly a good neighbour. He’s always having parties, and making a ruckus.  And that dog! He can’t control it. Once it starts barking they’ve got a job to shut it up. You called the police on them the last time the dog started up. How can miss puss get any peace with that dreadful beast across the road barking like mad? Come to think of it, that was the same night they found Bawdy’s body. It was around 6:20 or so. You must have called in a noise complaint about the dog just before the killer attacked Bawdy. Terrifying to think you were just meters away from where it all happened. Yes, much better to get out of this horrid neighbourhood.


  • Teddy Bawdy Jr.:

Well things are not going according to plan for you. You were up-along making that Alberta money, when one of your buddies tells you they heard your father was making a fortune running a drug ring back home. You had no choice but to go home, back on the rock. You and your father haven’t exactly been on good terms lately and you knew for a fact that your father has been messing around with some young missus. She’s clearly making a play for his money, and if your father is making as much as your buddy says he is, then you want to make sure you get a piece of that pie! You were determined to go home and interject yourself into your father’s business…whether he likes it or not. If he refuses…well you can use his girlfriend as blackmail. Your mom will kill him if she finds out he’s been stepping out on her.

You went to the church, the evening in question, to volunteer to help with the fall fair. (It was your mudder who made you go) The only reason you agreed to it was because you found out Pete Reedish was going to be there. You’re favourite pastime is giving him a hard time. He’s got no sense of humour, b’y. He deserves it really, because he takes himself too seriously. It would be hilarious if you’d got a chance to stick his head in the urinal at the church hall. Little piss head! You didn’t get a chance to have your fun though. While the other volunteers were working to set up the booths, you were in the corner texting. Suddenly a paper airplane flew into your lap. On it, it read, “Meet me at 100 Main St at 6:00pm. I have information about your father’s business and how you can get your hands on his money. Cameron Mann”. You couldn’t believe your luck. That’s the reporter from the News. If anyone had dirt on your father, it’d be him. The more info you had, the more you could blackmail the old man for. You snuck out of the church, and to the house. When you got out of your car, the neighbor’s stupid dog started barking, again! It does that every time you come around. You decided to teach it a lesson and went over there to give it a few kicks. You got so distracted, you lost track of time. It wasn’t until you saw your father’s mistress run out of the house that you realized the time…6:20. You figured if she’s here, so is your father. You didn’t want to get caught digging up dirt on him, so you just went home.

  
  • Penny Rich-Bawdy:


You are the wife of the decease. But you’re not exactly the grieving widow. In fact you’re happy he’s gone. And after collecting the insurance money, you’re richer than ever too. That bimbo he’s been messing around with never managed to get a dime. Ted thought you didn’t know about her, but you have your own friends. You’ve been sleeping with someone; a man named Blake Sheap, and he told you he saw them together. Well now you’re free to continue your relationship with Blake, out in the open.

Although lately, Blake has been more distant and hardly ever around. It was a little worrisome when he didn’t show up to the church, to volunteer for the Fall Fair. If your husband wouldn’t come with you, you were determined to bring a “friend” to make him jealous. But instead Blake had made you look like a fool, by standing you up. You had to drag that oaf of a son of yours with you instead. Even he disappeared on you before the night was over. How dare they embarrass you in front of all the members of the Ladies Auxiliary? How undignified must you have looked when you had to call for a cab at 8:00pm to get home, by yourself. You could have killed all three of them.


  
  • Sister Mary Swindle:


Oh My! You wish you had never heard the name Ted Bawdy. Ever since he started coming around there’s been nothing but trouble. You had good intentions, but things got way out of hand.
He first came around with the idea of doing a Chase the Ace. You knew he had a criminal past but turn the other cheek and all that. Why not trust him? Chase the Ace has worked so well for fundraising for other churches in the past. Why not yours too? But you slowly started to notice that some things weren’t as they should be. There was that mess with the duplicate ticket numbers, and not to mention the hard looking people who’ve been stopping by. But who are you to judge? People in glass houses ought not to throw stones. As long as the church was getting their cut of the winnings, you found it easy to turn a blind eye to the underhandedness. After all, you can’t very well turn down a donation for the church, even if it comes from a drug dealer. Think of all the good you can do with that money.

Now that the game is over, you could move on with the regular church activities. You tried to rope Mr. Bawdy in to volunteer to set up for the Fall Fair, but he wriggled out of it, and volunteered his wife instead. In total, aside from the regulars on the Ladies Auxiliary, you expected 4 volunteers. Some man named Blake Sheap, who never showed up first or last; Mr. Bawdy’s son, who spent a half hour on their phone and then disappeared; Mrs. Bawdy, who wouldn’t know a hard day’s work if it bit her on the bum; and Dr. Pete Reedish. It’s too bad the doctor got called away with an emergency to attend to. We could have really used his help.  

  

  • Helen Earth:


You are an emotional wreck. You haven’t slept a wink since your Ted was attacked. Sure he was a little grody, but he paid for everything and gave you presents, so you’re like really going to miss him! And to think you had almost convinced him to take his son out of his will and to divorce his wife. You were so close to getting everything you’ve ever wanted. Oh why did he have to die so soon?

And now you’re so worried that someone might come after you. That night was like sooooo scary!
You had met up with Ted at the usual spot, to let him rub up against you for a bit. (These nights were never pleasant, but if you just count the ceiling tiles or something, it’ll be over before you know it. And you might get a new pair of earrings out of it.) When you arrived, the first thing you noticed was the neighbour’s dog was going nuts. It struck you strange because he was always pretty quiet any other time you visited the property. You both hurried in, and as you were walking through the door, a masked figure, wearing a black cloak jumped out of the shadows and attacked Ted! Now Ted’s Dead!

Luckily the figure didn’t try to hurt you. You must have been too pretty to want to hurt. He or she just ran past you and out the door. You were left just staring at Bawdy’s body. Gross!! Once you got a hold of yourself you ran out the door and to your car as fast as you could. When you got back home you called the police and left an anonymous tip. You didn’t want to leave your name, because a) there’s a killer on the loose, who knows there was a witness and b) Ted’s wife doesn’t know about you. All you told the police was that you had seen a cloaked figure in a mask, with a weapon, fleeing the building around 6:15, and hoped they’d go investigate.
  • Cameron Mann:


You are a reporter for local news, but you are currently going undercover to try and get an exposé on the dirty dealings of Mr. Ted Bawdy. You are going by the alias Blake Sheap
You know that Bawdy was conducting a major drug operation and you suspected the Chase the Ace was a cover for something. But what? You’re sure that shady nun has something to do with it too.

While disguised, you managed to make friends with Bawdy. Unfortunately, you made one missed step. You started sleeping with his wife behind his back. Somehow Bawdy found out and confronted you. He threatened violence, and told you to sleep with one eye open. Rather than sit around waiting for Bawdy to get you, you decided to take the offensive. You took martial arts classes and are ready for a fight. When the time is right you were going to attack Bawdy, before he gets a chance to attack you. At least then you’d have the element of surprise in your favour. But now it looks like someone has beaten you to the punch (literally).

You heard the news while you were on set for the news. Your bosses asked you to present a special news bulletin and there it was. Ted Bawdy, dead.  Well this story has taken a turn. But you’re not giving up. You’ll find the truth or your name isn’t Blake Sheap…errrr…Cameron Mann!


  
  • Dr. Pete Reedish

Keep this secret: YOU ARE THE KILLER!!!

Alibi: You were signed up to volunteer at the church, but called in and said you had an “emergency”. As a doctor no one would question it. Feel free to elaborate or lie when asked to reveal clues about yourself.

You had a hard time growing up. You were a bit of a nerd and kids at school used to pick on you. Worst of all was Teddy Bawdy Jr. He made your life a living Hell! It got a little easier after graduation when he moved up to the mainland. You got your degree and opened your own health clinic. You were finally starting to feel good about yourself, when low and behold who should show up, back in town, but your childhood tormentor. And he picked up, right where he left off. It was embarrassing to be a grown man and yet feel powerless against his belittlement. The final straw was when he gave you a swirly whirly in the Sobeys bathroom after a cooking class a couple evening’s ago. You decided the world would be better off without that scumbag.

You sent him a note, telling him to meet at one of his dad’s apartments. You implied you had some information regarding his father’s activities and how he can get his hands on his fortune. You knew that would be enough to peak his interest. All he cares about is money. You signed it from Cameron Mann, the reporter from the local news. Everyone knew he’d been snooping around Bawdy Sr.’s business.

You set the trap and then waited in the dark with a syringe full of barbiturates. It will look like an overdose. There is just one snag. You didn’t realise that this was also where Bawdy Sr. and Helen Earth met to hook up. When the door open you sprang forward and jabbed the needle into a neck, and ran! You realized too late that it wasn’t Bawdy Jr you attacked. It was his father Bawdy Sr! And even worst, Ms. Earth saw the whole thing! There goes your plan to make it look like an overdose. Now you’re going to have to shut her up before she talks to anyone.  

Your challenge: Sometime through the course of the evening you need to dispose of the witness. When the opportunity is right, give Helen Earth the victim card. But be careful no one sees you. You don’t need any more witnesses!

VICTIM
(You are now dead! Sorry ‘bout it!)

 


And that is the gist of the game. The best part of creating your own, is you can make it personal, and you can add as many players as you need, for the number of guest you have. This format worked really well for my friends and I, and I hope it has inspired you to create your own murder mystery.

Tips when writing your story:

  •  Come up with a premise first. To make it more personal, try using current events, inside jokes, or topics you know your guests will be interested in.
  •   Give every suspect a motive. Everyone gets a motive; some people had the means to do it; but only one had the opportunity.
  • Put in lots of Red Herrings to distract from the truth. Muddy the waters at the beginning to create intrigue.
  • Create at least 2-3 sub-plots. Breaking the suspects into different storylines that involve the deceased, will give your characters links to each other, and assist conversation.
  •  Be Theatrical. The more over-the-top, the more fun you’ll have.
  • Include a smoking gun (the clue that points to the guilty party). For me, it was the note, arranging a meeting. Do not reveal your key piece of evidence until at least 75% of the way through the party.
  •  Give every suspect a whimsical name; age; relationships amongst each other; contact with the victim; motive; etc
  • Make sure that no one suspect can have enough info to solve. The story needs to be like a pie. Each player gets one piece of the pie. To solve the mystery, the players must extract knowledge from each other.
  • Keep in mind your timeline – When was the body found? Time of death? Who was where, when?


Good luck, and Happy Sleuthing! 

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