Thursday, 8 February 2018

The Bachelor 22 Episode #6 Recap (Spoilers!!!)

This week, Arie and the girls travel to Paris, but I’m not going to lie, it was a bit of a snooze fest.

Date #1:
  •  The last Lauren standing, got the first date of the week. She and Arie took a little boat down the river, and then later explored the streets of Paris
  •   Here is a picture of Lauren enjoying the date:
  •  They have nothing to say to each other. Lauren has zero personality, and they have zero chemistry!
  • Arie resorts to bringing up cheese wheels.
  • The date is rife with awkward silence and  halfhearted “wows” by Lauren.
  • At their supper portion, Arie drops a bombshell. His last girlfriend was pregnant with his child, but lost the baby and then broke up with him!
  • Aaaaand I’m awake now! 
  •  Lauren tells Arie that she was once engaged, but he didn’t treat her well, so she’s more guarded now.
  •  Apparently, that was enough “opening up” for Arie, and he inexplicably gave her the rose. I don’t know what he based that decision on. Thanks God she’s pretty, I guess.
 Date #2:
  • Becca K, Seinne, Bekah M, Tia, Chelsea, and Jenna go to the Moulin Rouge to learn some burlesque dancing.
  • Ummmmm….did you guys know Bekah is listed as a missing person? https://www.buzzfeed.com/stephaniemcneal/bekah-bachelor-arie-missing?utm_term=.po63pB2WO#.jb26NVYMx Free spirit indeed.
  •  Once again, the girls were made to “prove their love” for Arie by embarrassing themselves on T.V.
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  • Tia is a terrible dancer and keeps flubbing the choreography -5 Points
  •  Since they were asked to wear thongs, there were some bums hanging out. Tia has hers blurred out twice, and Becca has hers blurred out once 15 Points x3
  •  Bekah won the group date rose (10 Points) and the opportunity to perform on stage that evening. But did she call her mom first?      


Date #3:
  •   And now for the main attraction of the episode. Kendall and Krystal go on a two-on-one date.
  • Krystal is first up to bat, and she is so cocky. She gives Arie a lame apology for the way she acted the week before. He seemed to be naive enough to accept it.
  •  She said she didn’t want to change the “color, texture and depth” of their relationship. Girl, this is your (sort-of) boyfriend, not an art project!
  • She should have just left it there, but she had to take it a step further, and start taking shots at Kendall. -15 Points
  • She told Arie she didn’t think Kendall was ready for marriage, because she’s never been in love before. 
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  • Then it was Kendall’s turn to speak with Arie. He told Kendall what Krystal said. Of course he did, because these are the things drama is made of…and what is the Bachelor without drama? A date with Lauren, that’s what!
  •  When Kendall returned to the table, she and Krystal exchanged heated words 10 Points each
  • Kendall took the high road and attempted to have a heart to heart with Krystal. She told her “saying hurtful things doesn’t make you win. It means you just hurt somebody” But Krystal is a lost cause at this point. She’s so sure she has Arie wrapped around her little finger.
  • In the end, Arie sent Krystal home -15 Points To be more specific, he just leads Kendall away, leaving Krystal at the table with a cold “bye”. Ouch! Krystal may have been a bully, but that exit was kind of cruel.
  •   Krystal sort of cried during her exit. I mean she did more breathy sighing than anything, but she did manage to squish out one crocodile tear.  -2 Points

Date #4:
  • Jacqueline is finally getting some camera time.
  • Arie picks her up in a classic convertible 15 Points, which promptly breaks down 10 feet away from where he picked her up. This is not a good omen for their relationship.
  • Arie bought her a dress and they went out to dinner.
  • Arie told her, he was afraid she was too intelligent for him…I mean…I didn’t want to say it, but…
  • Jacqueline talked about how she intends on finishing her Ph.D. which would take 6 years -10 Points
  •  Arie worries that their lives do not mesh, but in the end he kept her around.


Cocktail Party:
  •  I feel like I’ve been watching this episode for 9 years, at this point.
  • Again, nothing of substance happens before the Rose Ceremony.
  • Jenna and Chelsea were eliminated.
  • They both cried -2 Points each
  • Then right before the show ends, we see Lauren complaining to a producer about not being excited to go to Tuscany, and hating having to watch Arie date other girls.

a)      FREE TRIP TO TUSCANY! Take what they give you!
b)      What show did you think you were signing up for?
c)       Where was this personality while you were on your date? Feisty Lauren is much better than corpse Lauren


Recap:
  •  Kendall: 10
  • Krystal: 10-2-15-15=-22
  • Tia: 15+15-5=25
  • Becca: 15
  • Jacqueline: 15-10=5
  • Bekah: 10
  • Jenna: -2
  • Chelsea: -2


Monday, 5 February 2018

Make Your Own Murder Mystery

A couple of months ago, I decided to host a murder mystery party. I looked around for the perfect game template, but couldn’t find one I liked. Most of them had long scripts to follow, but I wanted to give my guests the freedom to ad lib. In the end, I decided to create my own game. It ended up being a lot of fun, so I thought I’d share it. Feel free to borrow this for your own party, or even better, perhaps the will inspire you to write your own game!  

My game sort of morphed into a cross between a traditional murder mystery and a scavenger hunt. Before the guests arrived, I hid various notes around the house. These included:

Ø   Investigate: Present this card to any player. They must show you one clue of their choice. They then take ownership of the card. (Can be reused/traded)

Ø  Blackmail: You may use this card on only one person. When presented with this card, the player of your choice must reveal to you, any new information (gossip) they collect throughout the course of the game. (become the player’s informant)

Ø  Form an alliance: Choose another player with which, you will share all your personal information, as well as clues collected. They will do the same.

Ø  Psychic vision: Look into the future. Select one gameplay envelope to read ahead of time

Ø  Friendly Wager: Challenge another player. Decide between each other how many pieces of information you want to wager and roll a dice. Winner takes all, including the card. (Card can be reused.)

Ø  Robin Hood: Take one piece of info from one player and give it to another (not yourself)

The number of each cards you print/hide should depend on the number of people you have invited. I only had a small group, so I had 4 investigate cards, 2 blackmail, 2 alliance,  and one of each of the others. I typed out the card description, printed it and glued it to a rectangle of cardstock. Then I hid them in inconspicuous places, for my guests to find.

I also hid various other clues (or red herrings), which included, belongings to the deceased, eviction notice, ticket to an event, last will and testament ect. Depending on your premise, you can include many other things which elude to the murder, but not reveal anything away too early. Photographs, newspaper clippings, birth certificates, diagrams, maps, obituary, police reports, coded messages, ect, are all good examples of things you can hide, which beef up your story a bit. Remember, not everything has to lead directly to solving.

I also, prepared 3 envelopes, which I called “gameplay” envelopes. These contained information which progressed the arc of the story. These included the toxicology report (overdose via syringe to the neck); a witness statement (Masked man seen fleeing the building at 6:15); and a note from the murderer, arranging a meeting (the note had terrible hand writing…almost as if a doctor had wrote it). These are key pieces of information, and should be left for the last quarter of the game. You don’t want to reveal too much, too soon.

I did not give my guests advanced notice of which characters they’d be playing. Instead I put the character descriptions on individual pieces of cardstock, and put them in plastic dollar store Halloween bags. I also put pieces of costumes in the bags. For example, I had a homemade nun’s habit (out of black material glued to white Bristol board) in one bag, a cowboy hat in another, a doctor’s stethoscope in another, etc. So everyone received a simple costume, depending on which bag they chose. It was luck of the draw who they got.

Also in the bag was small notepads and a pencil, for taking notes, and sharing information with each other without having a neighbour over hear.

Once the guests arrived, they each chose a bag, read their descriptions to themselves, dressed up in the provided attire, and the game began. They were encouraged to talk amongst themselves, in character. The hidden game pieces helped facilitate spreading the clues slowly amongst the group.

As the host (I dressed as Skipper Seamus Bayman, the Chase the Ace winner), I read out the following, to give the guests an overview of what the mystery is:

Theodore Bawdy, Local business man: Deceased
Police received an anonymous tip at 6:42pm, yesterday evening. Upon arrival to a residence in the city, they discovered the dead body of Mr. Ted Bawdy.
Successful real-estate agent and owner of several rental properties across the city, Mr. Bawdy had a direct impact on the community. As organizer of the most successful Chase the Ace in town, he gained notoriety. However, there have been rumours that everything wasn’t on the up and up, and there are theories that there may be criminal ties to Mr. Bawdy’s demise.
Last seen at the local church, where he apparently had a heated argument with Sister Mary Swindle around 5:30 pm. He stormed out of the church hall in a huff, only to be approached by Skipper Seamus Bayman looking for his ACE winnings, of last week. According to eye witnesses, Mr. Bawdy strong-armed him to the ground, as he stormed towards his car, and sped off. No word on if Mr. Bayman intended to press assault charges.
Cause of death is still undetermined. We are still waiting to hear back from the autopsy results. Foul play is suspected and it is rumoured there was a witness to the event. Police are advising the public to remain vigilant.

The character descriptions each guest received individually are as follows:

  • Billy Skeetwilliger:

Mr. Bawdy was your landlord, but also your business partner. You’ve been cooking some sick meth next door, and Mr. Bawdy took care of the business side of things. But he was starting to cramp your style. You know you can make it on your own. After all, it was your idea to use the Chase the Ace as a way to launder the money earned from your little side business. It was genius. You had a few of your buddies regularly buy large quantities of tickets. You paid off a guy at Staples, who was doing the ticket printing, to fudge up the ticket numbers and rig it so, only the ticket belonging to your crew would be drawn. It was wicked, especially since Mr. Bawdy was in with that savage nun, wha? She’s something else, she is. But either way, at least she was willing to turn a blind eye, so long as the church received a “donation” for their troubles, and you got the other cut back as clean untraceable money. It was fool proof, until Mr. Bawdy got involved. He wanted to make it bigger. He started to advertise, so he could not only launder your drug money, but also turn a profit. He got greedy! It got too big. People started to notice the phony ticket numbers and demanded they change printers. Mr. Bawdy kept saying it didn’t matter. Enough of the tickets were in your friend’s possession that the odds were still in your favour even without the phony ticket number. But you knows what happened! Some feller from around da bay won it! Horseshoe up is arse I spose. You coulda killed him! How are you going to get your money now?

You owed a few unsavoury people some money. You were really relying on that Ace cash. Now that that’s gone, desperate times called for desperate measures. That Marie’s Mini Mart only had the one attendant on that night. You figured it would have been an easy target. Too bad the cops were in the area. You ended up spending the whole weekend in lockup. I bet it was that ol’ bat across the road. She probably called the cops on you. It wouldn’t have been the first time. She’s always going on about noise complaints. She usually complains about your dog making too much noise. But you know Killer only barks at one person: Mr. Bawdy’s son, Teddy. I guess Killer knows a twat when he sees one. 


  • Ivy Levenkats:

You keep to yourself. Miss puss is better company than any person you’ve met. And you certainly wouldn’t associate with any of those neighbours of yours. You’re certain they’re all drug dealers and that your landlord, Mr. Bawdy, is in on it. If only you could get some proof. That would have put him in his place, for trying to evict you. He said his reasoning was because you didn’t pay your rent for 3 months, but it’s not your fault. He raised the rent so high you couldn’t possibly afford it on your fixed income. You’re certain he only did that to get rid of you. He knew, you knew too much.
It wasn’t even just about his nasty business dealings. You knew about the mistress too. He’d bring her back to the rental across the street for a romp in the sack, then send her on her way. Hardly true love. She was half his age anyway. Clearly she’s only with him for his money. But then again, you’re sure Bawdy’s wife would have a thing or two to say about that. She’s one feisty bitch. You know she’s not letting go of her fortune without a fight.

 As much as an inconvenience getting evicted is, you’re not sad to leave the cul-de-sac. The kid Bawdy is always hanging around, is hardly a good neighbour. He’s always having parties, and making a ruckus.  And that dog! He can’t control it. Once it starts barking they’ve got a job to shut it up. You called the police on them the last time the dog started up. How can miss puss get any peace with that dreadful beast across the road barking like mad? Come to think of it, that was the same night they found Bawdy’s body. It was around 6:20 or so. You must have called in a noise complaint about the dog just before the killer attacked Bawdy. Terrifying to think you were just meters away from where it all happened. Yes, much better to get out of this horrid neighbourhood.


  • Teddy Bawdy Jr.:

Well things are not going according to plan for you. You were up-along making that Alberta money, when one of your buddies tells you they heard your father was making a fortune running a drug ring back home. You had no choice but to go home, back on the rock. You and your father haven’t exactly been on good terms lately and you knew for a fact that your father has been messing around with some young missus. She’s clearly making a play for his money, and if your father is making as much as your buddy says he is, then you want to make sure you get a piece of that pie! You were determined to go home and interject yourself into your father’s business…whether he likes it or not. If he refuses…well you can use his girlfriend as blackmail. Your mom will kill him if she finds out he’s been stepping out on her.

You went to the church, the evening in question, to volunteer to help with the fall fair. (It was your mudder who made you go) The only reason you agreed to it was because you found out Pete Reedish was going to be there. You’re favourite pastime is giving him a hard time. He’s got no sense of humour, b’y. He deserves it really, because he takes himself too seriously. It would be hilarious if you’d got a chance to stick his head in the urinal at the church hall. Little piss head! You didn’t get a chance to have your fun though. While the other volunteers were working to set up the booths, you were in the corner texting. Suddenly a paper airplane flew into your lap. On it, it read, “Meet me at 100 Main St at 6:00pm. I have information about your father’s business and how you can get your hands on his money. Cameron Mann”. You couldn’t believe your luck. That’s the reporter from the News. If anyone had dirt on your father, it’d be him. The more info you had, the more you could blackmail the old man for. You snuck out of the church, and to the house. When you got out of your car, the neighbor’s stupid dog started barking, again! It does that every time you come around. You decided to teach it a lesson and went over there to give it a few kicks. You got so distracted, you lost track of time. It wasn’t until you saw your father’s mistress run out of the house that you realized the time…6:20. You figured if she’s here, so is your father. You didn’t want to get caught digging up dirt on him, so you just went home.

  
  • Penny Rich-Bawdy:


You are the wife of the decease. But you’re not exactly the grieving widow. In fact you’re happy he’s gone. And after collecting the insurance money, you’re richer than ever too. That bimbo he’s been messing around with never managed to get a dime. Ted thought you didn’t know about her, but you have your own friends. You’ve been sleeping with someone; a man named Blake Sheap, and he told you he saw them together. Well now you’re free to continue your relationship with Blake, out in the open.

Although lately, Blake has been more distant and hardly ever around. It was a little worrisome when he didn’t show up to the church, to volunteer for the Fall Fair. If your husband wouldn’t come with you, you were determined to bring a “friend” to make him jealous. But instead Blake had made you look like a fool, by standing you up. You had to drag that oaf of a son of yours with you instead. Even he disappeared on you before the night was over. How dare they embarrass you in front of all the members of the Ladies Auxiliary? How undignified must you have looked when you had to call for a cab at 8:00pm to get home, by yourself. You could have killed all three of them.


  
  • Sister Mary Swindle:


Oh My! You wish you had never heard the name Ted Bawdy. Ever since he started coming around there’s been nothing but trouble. You had good intentions, but things got way out of hand.
He first came around with the idea of doing a Chase the Ace. You knew he had a criminal past but turn the other cheek and all that. Why not trust him? Chase the Ace has worked so well for fundraising for other churches in the past. Why not yours too? But you slowly started to notice that some things weren’t as they should be. There was that mess with the duplicate ticket numbers, and not to mention the hard looking people who’ve been stopping by. But who are you to judge? People in glass houses ought not to throw stones. As long as the church was getting their cut of the winnings, you found it easy to turn a blind eye to the underhandedness. After all, you can’t very well turn down a donation for the church, even if it comes from a drug dealer. Think of all the good you can do with that money.

Now that the game is over, you could move on with the regular church activities. You tried to rope Mr. Bawdy in to volunteer to set up for the Fall Fair, but he wriggled out of it, and volunteered his wife instead. In total, aside from the regulars on the Ladies Auxiliary, you expected 4 volunteers. Some man named Blake Sheap, who never showed up first or last; Mr. Bawdy’s son, who spent a half hour on their phone and then disappeared; Mrs. Bawdy, who wouldn’t know a hard day’s work if it bit her on the bum; and Dr. Pete Reedish. It’s too bad the doctor got called away with an emergency to attend to. We could have really used his help.  

  

  • Helen Earth:


You are an emotional wreck. You haven’t slept a wink since your Ted was attacked. Sure he was a little grody, but he paid for everything and gave you presents, so you’re like really going to miss him! And to think you had almost convinced him to take his son out of his will and to divorce his wife. You were so close to getting everything you’ve ever wanted. Oh why did he have to die so soon?

And now you’re so worried that someone might come after you. That night was like sooooo scary!
You had met up with Ted at the usual spot, to let him rub up against you for a bit. (These nights were never pleasant, but if you just count the ceiling tiles or something, it’ll be over before you know it. And you might get a new pair of earrings out of it.) When you arrived, the first thing you noticed was the neighbour’s dog was going nuts. It struck you strange because he was always pretty quiet any other time you visited the property. You both hurried in, and as you were walking through the door, a masked figure, wearing a black cloak jumped out of the shadows and attacked Ted! Now Ted’s Dead!

Luckily the figure didn’t try to hurt you. You must have been too pretty to want to hurt. He or she just ran past you and out the door. You were left just staring at Bawdy’s body. Gross!! Once you got a hold of yourself you ran out the door and to your car as fast as you could. When you got back home you called the police and left an anonymous tip. You didn’t want to leave your name, because a) there’s a killer on the loose, who knows there was a witness and b) Ted’s wife doesn’t know about you. All you told the police was that you had seen a cloaked figure in a mask, with a weapon, fleeing the building around 6:15, and hoped they’d go investigate.
  • Cameron Mann:


You are a reporter for local news, but you are currently going undercover to try and get an exposé on the dirty dealings of Mr. Ted Bawdy. You are going by the alias Blake Sheap
You know that Bawdy was conducting a major drug operation and you suspected the Chase the Ace was a cover for something. But what? You’re sure that shady nun has something to do with it too.

While disguised, you managed to make friends with Bawdy. Unfortunately, you made one missed step. You started sleeping with his wife behind his back. Somehow Bawdy found out and confronted you. He threatened violence, and told you to sleep with one eye open. Rather than sit around waiting for Bawdy to get you, you decided to take the offensive. You took martial arts classes and are ready for a fight. When the time is right you were going to attack Bawdy, before he gets a chance to attack you. At least then you’d have the element of surprise in your favour. But now it looks like someone has beaten you to the punch (literally).

You heard the news while you were on set for the news. Your bosses asked you to present a special news bulletin and there it was. Ted Bawdy, dead.  Well this story has taken a turn. But you’re not giving up. You’ll find the truth or your name isn’t Blake Sheap…errrr…Cameron Mann!


  
  • Dr. Pete Reedish

Keep this secret: YOU ARE THE KILLER!!!

Alibi: You were signed up to volunteer at the church, but called in and said you had an “emergency”. As a doctor no one would question it. Feel free to elaborate or lie when asked to reveal clues about yourself.

You had a hard time growing up. You were a bit of a nerd and kids at school used to pick on you. Worst of all was Teddy Bawdy Jr. He made your life a living Hell! It got a little easier after graduation when he moved up to the mainland. You got your degree and opened your own health clinic. You were finally starting to feel good about yourself, when low and behold who should show up, back in town, but your childhood tormentor. And he picked up, right where he left off. It was embarrassing to be a grown man and yet feel powerless against his belittlement. The final straw was when he gave you a swirly whirly in the Sobeys bathroom after a cooking class a couple evening’s ago. You decided the world would be better off without that scumbag.

You sent him a note, telling him to meet at one of his dad’s apartments. You implied you had some information regarding his father’s activities and how he can get his hands on his fortune. You knew that would be enough to peak his interest. All he cares about is money. You signed it from Cameron Mann, the reporter from the local news. Everyone knew he’d been snooping around Bawdy Sr.’s business.

You set the trap and then waited in the dark with a syringe full of barbiturates. It will look like an overdose. There is just one snag. You didn’t realise that this was also where Bawdy Sr. and Helen Earth met to hook up. When the door open you sprang forward and jabbed the needle into a neck, and ran! You realized too late that it wasn’t Bawdy Jr you attacked. It was his father Bawdy Sr! And even worst, Ms. Earth saw the whole thing! There goes your plan to make it look like an overdose. Now you’re going to have to shut her up before she talks to anyone.  

Your challenge: Sometime through the course of the evening you need to dispose of the witness. When the opportunity is right, give Helen Earth the victim card. But be careful no one sees you. You don’t need any more witnesses!

VICTIM
(You are now dead! Sorry ‘bout it!)

 


And that is the gist of the game. The best part of creating your own, is you can make it personal, and you can add as many players as you need, for the number of guest you have. This format worked really well for my friends and I, and I hope it has inspired you to create your own murder mystery.

Tips when writing your story:

  •  Come up with a premise first. To make it more personal, try using current events, inside jokes, or topics you know your guests will be interested in.
  •   Give every suspect a motive. Everyone gets a motive; some people had the means to do it; but only one had the opportunity.
  • Put in lots of Red Herrings to distract from the truth. Muddy the waters at the beginning to create intrigue.
  • Create at least 2-3 sub-plots. Breaking the suspects into different storylines that involve the deceased, will give your characters links to each other, and assist conversation.
  •  Be Theatrical. The more over-the-top, the more fun you’ll have.
  • Include a smoking gun (the clue that points to the guilty party). For me, it was the note, arranging a meeting. Do not reveal your key piece of evidence until at least 75% of the way through the party.
  •  Give every suspect a whimsical name; age; relationships amongst each other; contact with the victim; motive; etc
  • Make sure that no one suspect can have enough info to solve. The story needs to be like a pie. Each player gets one piece of the pie. To solve the mystery, the players must extract knowledge from each other.
  • Keep in mind your timeline – When was the body found? Time of death? Who was where, when?


Good luck, and Happy Sleuthing! 

Thursday, 1 February 2018

The Bachelor 22 Episode #5 Recap (Spoilers!!!)

Hi guys!
  •  This week Arie and the girls head to Ft. Lauderdale, for some fun in the sun.

 Date #1:
  • Mom Chelsea is chosen to go on a luxury yacht with Ari
  •  She exclaimed, "I'm on a dreamboat, but also with a dreamboat”

 30 Rock GIF
  •  The girls in the house have upped their spy game from last week. They’ve graduated from binoculars to telescopes!
  • Maquel returned! I’ll give her 25 points back, because she didn’t technically leave the show.
  • The date between Arie and Chelsea was relatively boring. She did, however, talk about her past relationship with her sugar daddy, who traded her in for a newer model after she had her baby.
  • They were treated to a private Tenille Townes concert 15 Points

 Date #2:
  • Maquel, Krystal, Becca K, Bekha M, Jenna, Seinne, Kendall, Ashley, Marikh, Jacqueline, and the last Lauren standing, go bowling.  

 
  • What. The hell. Was THAT!?! This image is going to be in my mind, every time he kisses one of women now.    

 gross vomit GIF
  • In a series of questionable edits, we are made to believe that Arie is awesome at bowling. We all know, it was those old women hanging out at the start, making those strikes.
  •  The girls were divided into two teams. They were told, the winning team would get extra time with Arie
  •  The team Krystal was on won, and she wasn’t a graceful winner.
  •  Arie changed his mind, and decided to invite all the girls to the after-party. And here is where the drama starts. Krystal is yet again our villain 15 Point
  •  Apparently, in the bus on the way back to the hotel Krystal had a temper tantrum and called Arie a lier for changing his mind, and taking everyone.
  • She hid herself in the bathroom complaining that “this is not what she wants in a partner” -15 Points
  •  She emerges in a bathrobe and declares she’s not going to the after-party, and they can tell Arie she thought he was being disrespectful
  • come on eye roll GIF
  • At the party, Arie didn’t even notice her absence. He sat down and said “We’re all here.” Hahahahahaha!!! That was amazing. Eat that Krystal
  • Bekha and Jenna both tattle to Arie about what happened with Krystal on the bus -15 Point each
  • After learning Krystal was upset, Arie went up to the hotel room to talk to her. When he walks in, he asks her “what’s up?” and she says “nothiiiiiiiiiiiiiing…” Nothing? NOTHING?!? Honey, you’re up here in a bathrobe, missing the party. What do you mean nothing
  • Arie coaxes the truth out of her, and she tells him he upset her. Arie is having none of it. He interjects, “It’s just bowling!” -10 Points to Krystal for making the Bachelor angry
  • Arie left her upstairs and returned to his bacheloring
  • Then Krystal decides to put on her face and trot down to the party, to antagonize the other girls. Instead of apologizing for the way she acted, she kept saying that HER feelings were hurt. All the girls were annoyed and ganged up on Krystal, but Lauren, Bekha, and Seinne were the most vocal 10 Points each x4 =40
  • Lauren cried after her argument with Krystal -5 Point
  • Bekha made a joke referring to the wind as Hurricane Krystal -5 Points
  • Krystal left before Arie saw her
  •  Lauren asked Arie to play “21 Question” and proceeded to just ask him 21 questions about himself. That’s not a game, that’s an interview!
  • Lauren got the group date rose 10 Points, and Becca was disappointed about it -10 Points

 Date #3:
  • Tia and Arie go on a pontoon boat ride through the everglades
  •  They see an alligator and Arie says, “This reminds me that love can be dangerous.”

 Judge Judy Whatever GIF
  •  They talk about frogging with an everglades man named Gerald, and eat the deep fried corn that Gerald served up.
  •  Tia talked about how good it feels to have graduated medical school and to be called Doctor Tia -10 Points
  •  Tia told Arie she was falling in love with him.
  • She cried while waxing poetically about her growing feelings -2 Points


Cocktail Party:
  •  Kendall asks if she can “steal Arie away” 5 Points
  •  They were having a chilled, casual conversation when she asked Arie if he'd considered tying cannibalism. She says if given the opportunity, she’d try human meat.
  • Wedding Photographer GIF
  •  Krystal announces to the other girls that she doesn’t want to be ganged up on, but instead would talk to anyone individually, if they had something to say. Divide and conquer! Good plan!
  •  Kendall is the first to pull Krystal aside. Is she going to eat her? No, but they do get in an argument. 10 Points Each
  •  Later Bekha and Krystal get into it 10 Points Each
  •  Krystal says she was not hiding in her room, she was investing in herself. Riiiiight...
  •  Her and Arie get into another little spat -10 Points
  • Arie tells her she needs to be thoughtful with some of her actions.
  •  Krystal seems to have taken a page out of Annaliese’s book and blamed it on childhood trauma. So you’re mom worked in a bowling alley and had crappy boyfriends, and that entitles you to be rude to your frenemies, and hide in your room like a sook? I’m not buying it.
  •  Neither is Arie. He tells her “You think this is hard, after this is twice as hard. I need someone I can count on.” Amen!
  •  In an attempt to suck up, she says “Our first fight….” To which Arie replied “It could be our last.” Zing!!! Go Arie!
  •  Later Arie has a chat with Chris Harrison. Arie voices his issues with Krystal, and Chris says “But you’ve had great times with her.” Shut up, Chris! Let her go!
  •  Marikh(who cried as she left -2 Points), Ashley (who the flip is Ashley?) and Maquel (who JUST came back from her grandfather’s funeral) were eliminated.
  • But of course, Krystal is a ratings booster, and so Krystal was kept

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Recap:
·         Kendall: 5+10=15
·         Seinne: 10
·         Lauren: 10+10-2=18
·         Bekha: 10+10-5-15=0
·         Krystal: 10+10+10+15-10-10-15=10
·         Chelsea: 15
·         Marikh: -2
·         Tia: -2-10=-12
·         Jenna: -15
·         Becca: -10
Maquel: 25

Wednesday, 24 January 2018

The Bachelor 22 Episode #4 Recap (Spoilers!!!)



  • This week’s episode opens with the women gossiping about Bekha’s age, so we know that’s going to be a major plot point later in this episode. 
  • Chris Harrison showed up to earn his paycheck. He announced that there will be no date today...in LA...because Arie has already left LA... Because they’re all about to embark on an adventure around the world..to find love...beginning in....Lake Tahoe! Talk about burying the lead. 
  • Their temporary home in Lake Tahoe was rustic and woodsy. Kendall was in her element, with all the taxidermy on the walls. 

Date #1:
  • Seinne was taken parasailing. 15 Points for the adventurous date. 
  • The producers were thoughtful enough to give the other women binoculars, so they can spy on Arie without straining their eyes. 
  • Later they were treated to a private concert by country band LANCO 15 Points 
  • Arie and Seinne’s date went really well. He said that he had a good feeling about her, from the start. She’s well-educated, well-travelled, and their conversations are easy. Nothing too salacious to report. 
  • Sadly, back at the house, Maquel got a call that her grandpa had suddenly passed away. She talked about how close she was with him, and how unexpected his death was. 10 Points 
  • Obviously distraught, she left the show (-25 Points) crying (-2 Points). I feel bad for deducting points, but dems da rules. (To clarify, I’m not sure if Maquel will be returning, or if she’s gone for good. If she comes back, I will give the points back) 

Date #2:
  • Chelsea, Krystal, Becca, Marikh, Becca, Ashley, Jacqueline, Jenna, Tia, Kendall, Lauren, Brittany and Caroline were invited on a hiking date. 
  • Krystal repeatedly pointed out that Arie is looking for a woman, not a girl (while putting on a baby voice) 
  • The ladies are greeted by Mykel and Ruth Hawke, who are survivalists. We learn that they are here to teach the woman survival skills. But none of that boring ‘build a shelter’/‘start a fire’ silliness. No, their expertise is in drinking your own pee and eating bugs
  • The girls go behind bushes and pee in the provided bottles. Arie fakes them out and drinks apple juice instead of his own urine. Jacqueline, thinking the pee drinking was real, actually put the bottle to her lips! In the nick of time, Arie stopped her, and told her the truth
  • Then we get to the bug eating portion of the date. The producers are really drilling home the fact that these girls would do ANYTHING for fame…errr…I mean love. 
  • Mykel Hawke whips out some worms to eat, and suddenly this has turned into an episode of survivor. I was waiting for Jeff Probst to pop out. 
  • After they get some yummy protein, they set off on a hike, to a cabin with a giant hot tub. 15 Points x12 = 180 
  • Krystal is perturbed when Caroline and Tia are joking around in the hot tub. 
  • Very quickly, Krystal’s arrogance gets on everyone’s nerves and she is, again, our villain of the week 15 Points 
  • For the record, this is how Tia says Krystal’s voice makes her face look (Me too, Tia!)
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  • Krystal used her time to complain to Arie that a target has been put on her back and that Tia and Caroline are mean. -15 Points 
  • She also cried while talking to Arie -2 Points 
  • Tia interrupted Krystal 5 Points but Krystal asked Arie for more time. 
  • Krystal is so cocky, at this point. She said in an interview, “I don’t know how I’m going to get through the elimination of all these girls”, As if she already has the competition in the bag. 
  • Krystal pulled Tia and Caroline aside. Tia and Krystal end up exchanging heated words 10 Points Each 
  • When Tia finally got her time with Arie, she aired her grievances, without throwing Krystal under the bus (classy and mature!), but she did cry a little -2 Points 
  • Tia got the group date rose. (10 Points) As for the rest of them… 
  • Krystal was horrified that she didn’t get the rose. (-10 Points). She even said on camera “I thought I was clear with Arie, what was going on” aka, ‘why isn’t he doing what I want him to do?’ 
  • She said “It’s hard to shine, without coming across as intimidating to the other girls, because I just come across as flawless” BARF!! 

Date #3:
  • Bekah was taken on a horseback riding date 
  • Back at home, the other girls keep talking about her age. Meanwhile, in interviews, Arie keeps talking about how mature she is. He has no idea there is a 14 year age difference! 
  • They wind up in a hot tub in the wilderness 15 Points 
  • Arie asks Bekah if she’s ready to settle down, and she totally dodges the question. She says, “how can I know, if I’ve never been with the right person?” 
  • Then Bekah finally spills the beans and tells Arie she’s 22. Arie’s reaction was simply “Oh My Gooood!” LOL!! 
  • Bekah gets the rose anyway, but Arie says he has his reservations about her now. 

Rose Ceremony: 

  • Chris Harrison arrives again, to announce that Arie has made up his mind, and there will be no cocktail party 
  • Mid-rose ceremony, Krystal pulls Arie aside. This pissed off the other women, because they felt like their need to talk to Arie was just as important as Krystal’s. (because the one thing this show prides itself on, is being fair. Hahaha!) 
  • Krystal used her extra time to use her signature whisper-purr, in an attempt to manipulate Arie into pitying her. 
  • In the end it was Caroline and Brittany that were eliminated. 
  • Both Brittany and Caroline cried during their exit interviews -2 Points Each 

Recap:
  • Tia: 5+10+15+10-2=38 
  • Krystal: 10+15+15-2-15-10=13 
  • Maquel: 10-2-25=-17 
  • Seinne: 15+15=30 
  • Chelsea: 15 
  • Becca: 15 
  • Marikh: 15 
  • Ashley: 15 
  • Jacqueline: 15 
  • Jenna: 15 
  • Kendall: 15
  • Lauren: 15 
  • Brittany: 15-2=13
  • Caroline: 15-2=13 
  • Bekah: 15

Thursday, 18 January 2018

Weight Loss and Fatletics

Hello

I’ve had this blog up for a couple of days, so I thought it might be time for an introduction. My name is Mandy. I’m from Newfoundland, Canada and I started this blog to challenge myself, as well as keep me accountable.

I’ve struggled with my weight most of my life. I’ve always been asthmatic and not very active. I was a pretty skinny pre-schooler but ballooned in the first grade. It’s been an uphill climb ever since. I have been on some sort of restrictive diet most of my life. As a young child, I remember trips to the dietitian. I developed an unhealthy relationship with food at an early age. Food is both my comforter, and my adversary. My reward and my undoing.  I eat when I feel stressed, emotional, bored, celebratory, etc. Then I feel guilty and go on a crash diet, until my willpower cracks and I binge again. My metabolism is completely shot.

At the grocery store, I would always feel embarrassed if I bought treats. I’d end up buying enough for a party, so the cashier wouldn’t think I was buying junk, just for myself (as if they even noticed what they were checking in!) This, of course, was a slippery slope, because I’d end up eating it all myself. A mukbang without the audience. I disgusted myself.

I’m sure I’m not alone in this. I mean, who hasn’t eaten an entire large bag of chips (or two) in one sitting, and called it supper, am I right? Just me? Ok then..



I hit rock bottom about 6 years ago, in 2012. I weighed myself for the first time in a long time. In horror, I read the numbers. 304.4! Seeing the 3 at the beginning of the number revolted me. How could I let it get this far? I decided I was going to go for a walk that day. That was going to be the start of a new, active me. Of course I’ve said these words to myself before then. Many times I’d start, but I never stuck with anything long-term. Little did I know, this time was going to be different. This time I was going to be stronger, more determined.





It was the 24th of May long weekend. A beautiful spring day, and I had made my mind up. I was going to walk as far as the neighbourhood grocery store and back. It was brutal. It was a sweaty, wheezy battle, to get to the crest of the “hill” (ie. mild grade). I did manage to get as far as the grocery store, but I was so exhausted. I knew I wasn’t going to make it back home. I had bitten off far more than I could chew. Being the long weekend, the buses were running on their holiday schedule, and few stores were open. I had to shuffle my way to a Marie’s Mini Mart to take out some cash, from their sketchy ATM, and call a cab. Even though the cabbie didn’t know, what I'd just went through, it was still embarrassing for me. I was embarrassed of my own judgement of myself. Perhaps shame is a better word. Something just clicked together in my mind that day. I knew I was finally ready to put in the work, that was necessary to change my life.   

I started small. Shorter walks and water aerobics. Gradually I increased the distance of my walking. By the following spring I was walking at least 5km per day. I also started taking land aerobics classes like Zumba. I felt amazing and the weight was just flying off of me. My friend and I, got this crazy idea to sign up for a local race, the Tely 10. It is a 10 Mile (16km) race. If you had asked me a year from then, if I would even consider joining a 16km race, I would have laughed at you. But in that moment, I was ready for a challenge, and a tangible goal to work towards. We had planned to only walk it. Our training consisted of long walks and we would have been happy if we just finished the race. On the day, we lost our minds (in a good way). With the excitement of the crowd; my dad (who was doing the race with us) encouraging and pushing us; the support and camaraderie of my friend; and the overwhelming feeling that we were a part of something astounding, we started to run! Do I recommend running a race without proper training? NO! By the end of it, we were both completely spent. My legs were jelly and I felt like I needed to throw up. But all of that was worth it, because nothing can compare to that feeling of accomplishment and pride.
Me after my first race. So exhausted but proud!
 Towards the last quarter of the race there is a hill. It’s arguably the hardest portion of the race course. Every year they line the sides of the street with volunteer cheerleaders, to give runners that extra boost to get themselves to the finish. Being a plus sized woman, jogging through that tunnel of encouragement, was so emotional. I felt like a freakin’ Olympian! I couldn’t stop the tears from forming. As someone who once couldn’t even walk to the grocery store, getting a medal put around my neck was the best feeling ever. I was hooked from that day forward.
This is me in the line up, waiting for the Tely 10 to begin; my second year participating

Me during my weight loss, weighing in for a Dietbet
 I threw myself into healthy eating and exercise. In total I lost 125 pounds and I felt fantastic. I honestly never realized how sick I was, until I lost the weight and felt what my new normal was. But it was a constant struggle. The first year, I maintained my lowest weight. Then once race season ended, and the holidays were approaching, I let myself relax a bit. I gained 30 pounds. The same pattern followed in subsequent years. It felt like, if I wasn’t exercising to extremes, and following a strict diet, I’d gain. And once I gained, it was nearly impossible to get it back off. Despite my efforts, I have about 90 pounds back on, since my lowest weight 4 years ago. But I still feel so much better than I had 6 years ago. I can do so much more and my body has become accustomed to a certain level of activity. I’ve entered this, often overlooked/dismissed, world of fat athletes (fatletes?). Working out is not just for skinny people! Chunky girls can run too (or walk; or bike or swim etc).


Me running my first Half-Marathon, The Huffin Puffin
I am 90 pounds heavier, but I’m still running races. Two years ago I ran my first half-marathon. I did it for the second time this summer too. I was slow as cold molasses, but I did it, and I’m proud.  
Me running in the Tely 10 this year. 90 Pounds heavier, but still going!
Of course, I received my share of unsolicited advice, from well-meaning friends and family. Some suggested I was exercising too much, so I’d slack back, to devastating results. Others suggested juicing, Weight Watchers, Cross-fit etc etc...  I’ve tried every class, diet, trick and fad there is. By the end of it, I realized the only thing that remotely worked was devoting every bit of spare time to exercise. I was getting up early in the mornings to weight train, running outside or at the track after work, then doing some sort of Zumba class in the evenings. I’d give myself one rest day a week. All this, just to maintain. The losing had stopped and I was stuck desperately trying not to gain any more. If I stopped, I’d gain. I was obsessed and it wasn’t healthy. Not only was I stressing myself out, I gained the weight anyway. It became clear I needed help. I discussed my troubles with my doctor, who ordered a blood test. Turns out, I was fighting a losing battle with my Thyroid. I’ve recently started hormone replacement therapy, and I’m hoping it will help alleviate the feeling of helplessness.

I know this isn’t a magic pill that’s going to make the weight fall off of me. I still need to put the work in, but with any luck it’ll fix my metabolism issues, and make it easier to maintain a healthy weight, without killing myself at the gym. I’ve already lost 8 pounds so far (probably mostly Christmas bloat. Haha!) I’d love it if you’d join me on this journey. Don’t ever be afraid to start (or re-start). It’s always worth it. YOU’RE always worth it!

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