Date #1:
· Clay, Nick, Chris, David, Jean Blanc, Jordan, Connor, and Lincoln head to a ranch where they’re told they’re in for some pampering.
· Instead, they’re made to don tuxedos and run an obstacle course.
· Becca asked Jordan if he was a model. Has she even spoken to him, before now? He only mentions it every 3 minutes!
· Lincoln was blatantly cheating. He got in the “cold feet” ice bath after Chris did, yet managed to get out before Chris, even though their timers were the same. He also “nudged” David out of the way to claim his victory.
· At the party portion of the date, Lincoln was the first to grab Becca, saying “can I steal you away?” 5 Points
· The rest of the men took issue with Lincoln’s lack of sportsmanship, making Lincoln our villain of the week 15 Points
· For winning the race, Lincoln received a picture of him and Becca together at the altar/finish line. He also received the first kiss of the season. 25 Points
· Lincoln took this as an opportunity to antagonize the other men, and gloat about his win, by displaying his photo in plain view
· Lincoln and Connor got in a heated argument 10 Points Each which resulted in Conner taking the picture frame and frisbeeing it off the balcony and into the pool.
· Lincoln tattles to Becca about Connor, saying he felt “physically threatened” -15 Points
· He really milked the situation for all it was worth, saying the picture was a medal of honor and losing it was like a dagger to the heart. Later in the episode he actually cried, actual tears…over a picture. -2 Points
· I mean, just print another one, dude
· Lincoln expected to get the rose, -10 Points and was perturbed when Jean Blanc received the group date rose 10 Points
Date #2:
· Blake was chosen to go on the first one-on-one
· Chris Harrison planned the date, and arranged for Blake and Becca to beat the crap out of anything to do with Arie, because this show loves beating a dead horse.
· They were treated to a private concert, of sorts, by Lil John 15 Points
· Blake exclaimed “ I love Little John!” Sure you do.
Date #3:
· Garrett, Ricky, John, Ryan, Alex, Trent, Leo, Wills, Colton, and Christon went on a dodge ball themed date
· The pink team sucked royally, except for Leo who was always the last man standing for his team. The green team won the tournament and a trophy
· Alex made a joke at Lincoln’s expense -5 Points referring to the picture inciden,t when he asked the men if it’s ok to display their winning trophy in the middle of the table
· Colton told Becca that he dated Tia (Bachelor alumni), before he came on the show. Becca worried that the only reason he signed up for the show was because he expected Tia to be the Bachelorette. Becca said she felt sick to her stomach and needed some time to think it over. I’m not sure why it’s ok to force the guys to live under the shadow of her failed engagement, and yet it’s not ok for Colton to be upfront about his own unsuccessful romance. But ok, whatever Becca, you think it over.
· Wills received the group date rose 10 Points
Cocktail Party:
· Oh God…Oh God No! Please make it stop! I can’t handle this level of secondhand embarrassment!This was my face for the remainder of the show…
· WHY. IS. HE. NAKED????? WHYYYY????
· Jordan (naked) interrupted David’s time with Becca. It was so cringe! 5 Points
· David was not happy about being one-upped by the naked guy, and said he doesn’t think he’s here for the right reasons -2 Points
· Oh God he sat on the leather couch! I bet it stuck to him when he tried to get up. Blech!!!! I can’t!
· Jordan told Becca he really wants to have a “mini me” and that “it’s a really big passion of mine to have a little Jordan. I would call him Jordy” He said all this while naked and with a straight face.
· Later David confronted Jordan and the two got in an argument 10 Points Each
Rose Ceremony:
· Why is he STILL naked??? The pink blanket isn’t helping matters.
· Ricky, Alex and Trent are sent home.
· After that super awkward conversation, about having little Jordys (that was cringey enough to make any woman’s lady bits clam shut), naked Jordan and his pink blanket-cape are allowed to stay!!! Either he’s a plant for ratings, or Becca is trolling us
· Alex cried during his exit. Undoubtedly upset that he was ousted before the weird naked guy. -2 Points
Recap:
· Jordan: 5+10=15
· Lincoln: 5+10+15+25-2-15-10=28
· Connor: 10
· David: 10-2=8
· Blake: 15
· Jean Blanc: 10
· Wills: 10
· Alex: -2-5=-7
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